Who the fuck is Justin Bieber?

Clearly I am already way out of touch with what teenage girls find appealing today. According to this morning's news they like baby-faced, fluffy-haired, sixteen year-olds, with particularly feminine singing abilties called Justin Bieber.

This kid was found on Youtube a couple of years ago and now has millions of twitter followers and a no.1 album. What is going on in the world? Things like Youtube and Twitter seem to have made the whole concept of celebrity and fans explode into craziness. It appears Bieber's "Beliebers" (primarily females under the age of fifteen) have too much access to their lover-boy, what with him tweeting all day, every day and billions of photos of him all over the internet - the whole fan thing has been taken to a new, scary level.

Teenage girls with broken knee-caps? What the hell?